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Saturday, August 8, 2009

The Anthony Michael Hallway


What's up with all of my childhood icons dying? The death of John Hughes sent a shock wave through my system. He was undoubtedly my all time favorite film maker. Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Vacation, Pretty In Pink, Ferris Bueller, Some Kind Of Wonderful...I practically had every one of these movies memorized and am certain I own all of them on VHS. Or beta. Probably beta.
These movies taught me about humour, love, lust, adventure-and were the greatest catalyst in my love for acting. I wanted to marry Jake Ryan (and OK-kind of did. I loved Craig the second he pulled up to pick me up in his Porsche and reminded me of JR). I was convinced I would one day star in a John Hughes movie. I have looked him up repeatedly over the years, saddened by the fact that he left the industry and hoping he would come back one last time to work with me.
His movies will forever be imprinted in my heart.

Long Duk Dong: [looks through frosted glass on door] Is that you?
Jake: Yeah, that me.
Long Duk Dong: [opens door] Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you my new - new-style American girlfriend.
Jake: Forget it, man. Just get Samantha, all right?
Long Duk Dong: She not here.
Jake: Don't jerk me around, man. Where is she?
Long Duk Dong: She got married.
Jake: What?
Long Duk Dong: She at the church. She getting married to oily bohunk.
Jake: Married?
Long Duk Dong: Married.
Jake: Married?
Long Duk Dong: Yeah. Married
[
closes door]
Jake: [turns around, under breath to himself] Married?
Long Duk Dong: Married! Jeez.

Brian Johnson: Saturday, March 24,1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... ...and an athlete... ...and a basket case... ...a princess... : ...and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.